Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The Numan Rep0rt, October 25th 2011:

Today in English class Numan had a glimmer of knowledge, a smidgen of brilliance, but Jon Jr. challenged Numan when they spoke at the same time; however, order was restored at once when Jon Jr. allowed Numan to speak his mind thus reestablishing his dominance. (EXTRA EXTRA* Jorge defeats Numan in fantasy football by a grand total of 2 points.)

*EXTRA EXTRA segments are an additional segment on a certain interaction between Jorge and Numan.

P.S. Though I am limited to a one sentence summary I never said it wouldn't be a run on!

3 comments:

  1. I'm calling shenanigans, there was no insider info on nuwan's halloween costume. False advertising.

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  2. Dearest Ten Sents (whoever you are), our team is working diligently on getting this information, interrogating him and his people. However they are holding strong---we will leak the information once its available

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