An Introduction to the Numan Rep0rt

Alas young travelers, welcome to the blog of ages, specifically the age of 16. 16 years after January 6th 1995, ironically the year of the pig. In chinese pig is the character 猪 or "zhu" (first tone, as if holding a note), pronounced just like the word jew. Though the first 6,134 days are lost as they have not been recorded, I am pleased to announce from this moment forward a one sentence summary comprised of Numan's day will be found at this exact blog: THE NUMAN REP0RT (with a zero not ah 'oh'). NEVER GONNE GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN... (THE GAME) I am your host George John Vojta II, pleased to conduct you on a world of adventure, one day-NO-one sentence at a time. There's no turning back once you have read about the riveting life of Numan, famous for his role as the "social studies human", you'll be hooked like a 5th grade essay. The line and sinker are to come so sit back, relax, and boom goes the water melon.